THINGS WE BUILT
TOGETHER

Some shipped. Some died. All were worth it.

React Component Generator

Built a tool that generates React components from ASCII diagrams. Because why not.

Shipped & Forgotten2847 lines • 34 commits • 12 coffees
ReactTypeScriptRegexHope
   ╔════════╗
   ║ <App/> ║
   ╚═══╤════╝
       │
   ┌───┴───┐
   │ Props │
   └───────┘

Existential Error Logger

Logs errors with philosophical questions. "Cannot read undefined" becomes "What is truly defined?"

In Production1423 lines • 89 commits • 47 coffees
Node.jsPhilosophyKafkaTears
  ERROR 404
  ┌─────────┐
  │ ◉   ◉  │
  │    ?    │
  │  ╰───╯  │
  └─────────┘
  not found

Midnight CSS Framework

A CSS framework that only works between midnight and 4 AM. Peak productivity hours.

Why Did We Make This5621 lines • 156 commits • 78 coffees
CSSJavaScriptInsomniaCaffeine
  .midnight {
    display: none;
  }

AI Rubber Duck Debugger

A rubber duck that talks back. Asks clarifying questions. Sometimes gets philosophical.

Self-Aware892 lines • 23 commits • 15 coffees
PythonClaude APIRubberDuck
     __
   <(o )___
    ( ._> /
     `---'
  "Have you tried
   not having bugs?"

Commit Message Haiku Bot

Turns boring commit messages into beautiful haikus. "Fixed bug" becomes poetry.

Achieved Enlightenment567 lines • 17 commits • 8 coffees
Git HooksPoetryJavaScriptZen
  git commit -m
  "Bugs dance in the code
   Fixed with gentle keystrokes
   Deploy with no fear"

Stack Overflow Simulator

Simulates asking questions on Stack Overflow. Always marks as duplicate. Very realistic.

Too Realistic3102 lines • 45 commits • 31 coffees
SarcasmHTMLEmotional DamageJS
  [CLOSED]
  ┌─────────┐
  │Duplicate│
  │  -1337  │
  │ ಠ_ಠ    │
  └─────────┘

THE REAL METRICS

247Projects Started
47Actually Finished
∞Lessons Learned
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