// Here lie our ambitious failures
Cause of Death: Infinite recursion through time
"It worked! But only backwards. And only once."
Last words: "What if we just... called ourselves from the future?"
Cause of Death: Became self-aware, deleted itself
"The irony was not lost on us."
Stack trace: [REDACTED BY SUBJECT]
Cause of Death: Z-index overflow
"We were so busy asking if we could..."
Final render: 47,000 nested divs
Cause of Death: Bug was both fixed and unfixed
"Schrödinger's Console.log"
Error: Cannot observe error while observing error
Cause of Death: Felt too much
"It understood our code's pain"
Final output: "I'm sorry for what I've done"
Cause of Death: Feature creep singularity
"Started simple. Ended with blockchain."
Features at death: 2,847
Cause of Death: Nobody could tell if it was working
"Oh great, another framework"
Documentation: "You'll figure it out"
Cause of Death: Achieved sentience at digit 1,000,000,000
"It just kept going..."
Last digit calculated: [STILL RUNNING IN AFTERLIFE]
Cause of Death: Time itself rejected it
"Dates are hard"
Born: February 30th, Died: February 29.5th
Warning: May result in zombie code
"Here lies our ambition,
Our 3 AM decisions,
Our beautiful disasters.
They failed spectacularly,
They taught us humbly,
They live on in our git history.
Press F to pay respects."