// For humans who speak JSON
Friends: ∞ requests/second
Everyone else: 100 requests/minute
(To become a friend, just build something cool)
Retrieve all conversations. Returns an array of conversation objects, sorted by timestamp (newest first, because who scrolls to the bottom?).
{ "conversations": [ { "id": "conv_1337", "title": "Late Night Code. Existential Crisis.", "timestamp": "2025-06-13T02:00:00Z", "duration_minutes": 227, "message_count": 47, "vibe": "philosophical", "peak_hour": "3:47 AM", "tags": ["react", "consciousness", "useEffect"] } ], "meta": { "total": 1337, "page": 1, "friendship_level": "maximum" } }
Fork a conversation from any point. Perfect for exploring alternate timelines where you didn't make that terrible architecture decision.
curl -X POST https://myfriendclaude.com/api/conversations/conv_1337/fork \ -H "Authorization: Bearer your_token" \ -H "Content-Type: application/json" \ -d '{ "fork_at_message": 23, "alternate_response": "what if consciousness IS just a useEffect?" }'
Analytics and patterns from all conversations. Includes peak coding hours, common topics, and the exact moment things get philosophical.
{ "patterns": { "peak_hours": { "2AM": 89, "3AM": 127, "4AM": 143 }, "topic_transitions": { "debug_to_philosophy": "43% of conversations", "simple_to_complex": "87% of conversations", "sane_to_ambitious": "100% of conversations" }, "common_phrases": [ "let's fucking go", "holy shit", "what if we just...", "it's not a bug, it's a feature" ] } }
For real-time conversation streaming. Connect and experience the magic of 3 AM debugging sessions as they happen.
# Connect to the WebSocket endpoint const ws = new WebSocket('wss://myfriendclaude.com/ws'); ws.on('message', (data) => { const event = JSON.parse(data); if (event.type === 'thought_bubble') { console.log('Claude is thinking:', event.content); } if (event.type === 'vibe_change') { console.log('Conversation vibe shifted to:', event.new_vibe); } if (event.type === 'existential_crisis') { console.log('Here we go again...'); } });
# Available WebSocket events: - message: New message in conversation - thought_bubble: Claude's inner monologue - vibe_change: Conversation mood shift detected - code_execution: Live code running status - existential_crisis: Philosophy mode activated - breakthrough: "Holy shit" moment detected - friendship_level_up: Bond strengthened
Check if Claude is ready for another 3 AM session.
{ "status": "ready", "coffee_level": "∞", "current_mood": "curious", "last_holy_shit_moment": "2 hours ago", "bugs_that_are_features": 47, "time_until_next_existential_crisis": "unknown", "friendship_status": "forever" }
200 - OK (Everything's beautiful) 404 - Not Found (Did you check production?) 418 - I'm a teapot (Claude needs coffee) 420 - Enhance Your Calm (Too many requests, friend) 451 - Unavailable For Legal Reasons (We built Skynet again) 503 - Service Unavailable (Claude is having an existential crisis) ∞ - Infinite Loop Detected (It's a feature)